Dear Saturday--I really like you. I like that I do not have to wake up the kids and make breakfast, and rush through the morning. Please come visit us again soon.
Dear Abby--today we planned a "girlie day" at your request. It did not go so well. At the mall, you yelled. I dragged you to the car. You actually hurt my feelings for the first time with your words. I forgive you though. I adore you. I think you are special. We will try another "girlie day" soon. Just not at the mall.
Dear Logan--you have worn three pairs of underwear today. What's up with that? You also sang "I'm so happy, so very happy. I've got a big ol' fish in my heart." Did you know it actually says, "I've got the love of Jesus in my heart?" Fish are cool too. Just not as cool as Jesus.
Dear John--I went to the Kaiser 24/7 Pharmacy today. On a Saturday. In Fontana. Because you forgot to pick you your perscription yesterday when the normal pharmacy was open. Just so you know, there was 47 people in line in front of me. I counted. You owe me. But I love you.
Dear burning aching sinuses--I hate you. My eyes and ears feel like they are on fire.
Dear house---no matter how often I clean you, you are still dirty. That is just mean.
Dear 107 degree weather--you're just rude. Please leave.